Why I'm Friends with an Irish Person

He sent me this email in response to me telling him that I"m holding his coffee mug hostage:

If you keep the cup there will be all sorts of consequences. eg. i won't getcoffee- will fall asleep behind the wheel, there will be a pile up. a doggie onthe way to the vets to have babby doggies will die.

Then, he forwared a link to this precious baby head face bunny wunny.