Hometown sweetheart dates from hell and a surprise
1. Arie asks one of the women to marry him. She goes, "Oh, you're sweet! Let's break up." 2. Arie asks none of the women to marry him. They go, "You suck! My mother was right about you." 3. Arie decides he is in love with Kendall or the theater major, even though they've been sent home to stuff dead pets/audition for Peter Pan . 4. Arie decides he would rather roll the dice on the paradise episodes and so we're back to #2 as he sends both ladies packing. 5. Another ex-boyfriend shows up and reveals that he's already engaged to Lauren or the other one. 6. I get bored and go to bed and we never find out what happens. 7. One of the women gets bitten by a llama and has to have a leg amputated, forcing Arie to choose her even though he'd rather have the two-legged woman. Turns out Arie's dad is British-ish and/or his dentures are loose. Does dad have a speech impediment? No problem if he does. Is this Arie's sister or someone fr