Mommy, Why are There So Many Chicken Bones in the Street?


Global Warming = An Excellent Way to Lose Weight

The Hills (TV Show ) Like White Elephants

Daisy and Henry Miller

Virgin Mary's and Dead Pedestrians

Virgin Mary

Butterfly of Society


The City of Brotherly Stray Cats

Once again

Anything you want, anytime you want it

Guest Writer: Luke, Brooklyn Dude Extraordinaire

You Can't Afford Me

Michael Stipe and me

The Probably Anticlimactic Conclusion of Age of Stupidity

Baby on the way?

Plans for the day

Much better...Me as a Simpson and as sextuplets (not created by me. I'm vain but not that vain)