What I Saw on the Trenton Line Thursday After Work

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This guy was trying to pick up the young woman sitting next to him. He mentioned several times that he had a private jet. If you have a private jet, I wonder, why are you on the regional rail? Perhaps the jet is getting a tune-up. He also asked her where she liked to shop (Guess, Bloomingdales, Sax Fifth Avenue). I couldn't hear everything he was saying, but I believe he also asked her if she had a boyfriend. Needless to say, he did not succeed in securing her phone number.

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