MIA

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Where am I? Who am I? Why am I?

Sorry to not be posting more often. No excuses.

All I can offer at this time is a link to my latest Maven piece which is called "Ruined by Han Solo." The ending is weak, weak, weak, but I like some of it.

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Liz said…
I read that the other day - I don't think the ending is weak at all. When we played star wars in my neighborhood I always WAS han solo - what does that say about me? Never mind...don't tell me...
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