News Flash: It's Too Early for Flip-Flops!

Why is it that the second the weather gets above 50 degrees, people break out their beachwear? The dress code for girls on campus consists solely of flip-flops, sloppy pants or skirts, and hoodies (enough with the hoodies, already). I can't imagine women in France walking around that way--it's just so lazy. I can kind of understand sandals (though I still think people should wait until April), but I honestly don't think ff's should be worn unless (1). you're going to the beach or pool; (2). at home where absolutely no one can see you; (3). you're about to shower at the gym and don't want to contract athlete's foot in the public facilities; or (4). all of your other shoes have been destroyed in a fire and you're just wearing the ff's on the way to Payless.

OMIGOD YOU GUYS, THE APOCALYPSE AS FEARED: http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/so_notorious/series.jhtml

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kali said…
shut it

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