A Quick Way to Lose Weight! Act Now!

Hey, ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of diets that don't work? Exercise plans involving huge inflatable balls that you never end up using and which just deflate and clutter up your living space? Have you tried everything from hypnosis to shock therapy to cutting off one of your legs, just to shake that extra ten pounds? Well, there's a new weight loss program that is guaranteed to leave you without an appetite for days on end. You'll find that the thought of eating has no allure and you will have absolutely no appetite. How does this work? Simply throw yourself into a highly stressful situation where you can imagine yourself homeless, jobless and friendless at any moment. I promise you that you will drop the pounds without even noticing. The drawbacks: headaches, stomach-aches, loss of sleep, de ja vu, inability to have any other facial expression except fear. Try it today and be skinny tomorrow!