Another reason Philly is Suck Ass
*At least three Jesus stations, one of which is often deceptive because they'll play alterna-Christian rock that only gives itself away in the chorus, so it'll be fairly normal and then burst into: "That is why my God is the only man for me/That is why I am part of his family..."
*2-3 country stations which seems disproportionate to the possible demand because I feel like only about 10 people in the entire city of Philadelphia would listen to country music.
*Sports/talk radio.
*"Soft rock" which means 24 hours of Air Supply.
*Dental chair classical music.
*A couple of hip-hop and rap stations, but again, I don't like them if only because I am not familiar with the songs and I kind of hate Eminem.
*THAT'S IT.
Every morning on the way to work, I flip through the stations dozens of times until I can find something that I don't hate and it's usually the same song (that one that's popular by some band right now with the chorus: "This ends tonight...This ends tonight." I'm afraid the song might be from the soundtrack of One Tree Hill?).
I"m trying to find Shawn a cat to take the place of the other three (though Henri doesn't really count) and this kid at work has a mama calico who is super super cute. I am torn because I love calicos and they don't come around that often, but I feel like it would be not nice or disrespectful to Gretel (my favoritest and now dead calico cat). But look:
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*24 hours of Air Supply is not as bad as you might think.
*There is always NPR (90.9) to listen to. Although they repeat stories a lot so if you listen at 6 and then at 7 - same damn story.
*Let Shawn find his own cat. Which you probably won't do so at least don't get him an adorable, Gretl doppleganger.
*Thank you for your comment about Christian rock. I have often found myself lulled into thinking i might be listening to some new hip song that i just don't know to get the ole bait and switch at the chorus. It's encouraging to know I am not alone.
That is all...