Keep the Bugs and Cats Out

Ernesto. I screened that bitch out.
Here is a terrible picture attempting to depict the screen roll-away door that Dan added to my back patio. It's ingenious, especially for a house like mine, wherein the door frame would need to be built out to add an actual door. This one rolls out and attaches via magnets, so you don't have have hinges or anything complicated. Dan installed it and almost right away, Emma Carol charged it and actually ran under the screen, as if she had suddenly morphed into water. For whatever reason, this didn't break the screen, but I could see it might be a problem in the future. I also bought a ceiling fan at Home Depot this weekend for $70. I'm going to hire someone to put it in. Dan has refused on the grounds that he might short circuit the entire house.