Synopsis of two hours of nonsense: No variation in approach or style. They still say, "I'll see you inside!" every time. The guys were nothing to write home about, unless you were wanting to write home to say how average and douche-y each one was. Can you say that each one was more douche-y than the one before? The show is led by 26 year old criminal prosecutor attorney cum Land's End model, Andi Dorfman. She's a pretty straight-forward brunette with a kind of softball-playing persona who will nevertheless cry 15 times over the next several weeks as she's forced to go in helicopters, jump off waterfalls, kiss on the beach with fish flopping at her feet, perform at a One Direction concert, etc. As far as the intros go, it blows my mind that the people being introduced don't spend a little more time coming up with a better introduction. Like, you have at least a couple of weeks notice that you'll be on the show, why not spend some time finding an interesting way to say hello? Bring a baby picture of yourself dressed in drag of whatever.
|Remember Ricky Schroeder? This is him in the movie version of LLF with the exact same haircut as the doctor guy.|
|"You want I should spot you on that machine?"|
I can't guarantee I have the stomach for this next season, but I will try.