It's weird how I seem to daily encounter people who appear f-ed up super early in the morning. Like this lady on the right in the bottom photo, who was flipping through a Macy's flyer and said to her friend (who seemed sober): "It's strange how some things are way more expensiver than others." And her friend goes, "You mean more expensive?" The lesson? Drugs make your grammar worse. Or is that "bad?"

Also, it smells like pot on the trolley.