London Calling:Wish I Were Referring to the Clash
It's that time again and many of you are not going to be happy about it. The new season of The Bachelor: London Calling has started with our fair Brit, Matt Grant. So far, every girl has huge tits and blond hair and a shiny, shiny tan face. Except for the three dark haired women who are all mom types. He is kissing every single one on each cheek. Omigod , this one girl just made smoochy noises when she kissed him and then almost licked his cheek. The rest look like they stuck their head out of the limo window on the way over because their hair is all over the goddamn place. Is that the way the kids are doing their hair these days? Nice bangs. One girl is a hot dog vendor, one worked for the Bush administration, one brought him a ball that matches her dress (as she pointed out), another asked him what country London is in, one is from Oklahoma, one just said, " Omigod , you are so cute! You are so fucking cute, I can't stand it!" (Several are from the South). Was ever...